Tanooki’s Tangents: Torchlight II

I’m gonna tell you about a ferret named Mr. Tumtum Von Stinkypants.  I met him in Torchlight II. I’m an engineer and I clobber my enemies with a GIANT *&%#ING WRENCH while I throw teenie, mechanical, spider-splosives at them.  My gunbot “rat-a-tattas” and my sledgebot “kaPOWs” and my healbot……heals. Oh yeah, and I have a cannon juuuuust in case all that isn’t enough.  But the REAL star of this game is Mr. Tumtum and this is why:

Example One-

Oh nos! I’m being randomly attacked by a swarm of monsters!” *click click click click*

Wow, look at all the shiny loot on the ground!  Too bad that my inventory is full. OH WAIT! Mr. Tumtum!  Why don’t YOU carry all this loot so I can have only the important shiny things in MY inventory!  Thank you Mr. Tumtum!  Here is a fish that will turn you into a scary spider for a while.

Example Two-

Golly-gee there’s quite a few things that I would like to identify.  But, as always, I’m out of identify scrolls. Too bad I will have to go alllll the way back to town in order to get more.  Sigh….OH WAIT! Mr. Tumtum!  Will YOU please go back to town and get them along with some mana potions?  Sell all the crappy stuff while you’re there too! Thank you Mr. Tumtum!  Here is a fish that will turn you into a disturbing molebeast.

Example Three-

Eek!  I just spilled pickle juice all over my keyboard!  I must quickly clean it up before my homerow becomes sticky and picklefied!  I hope I don’t get attacked while I’m busy! *clean clean*

Well I’m sure I’m dead now and…..OH WAIT!  Mr. Tumtum!  You protected me from the horde of evil armadillos while I was gone!  And you even healed yourself with the spell you learned! You’re so wonderful Mr. Tumtum.  Here is a fish that will turn you into a giant crab.  Just because I love you. 

So you see, there’s still a whooooole lota *click click* *loot loot* *click click* *loot loot* , but with pets like Mr. Tumtum Von Stinkypants, it makes it much more enjoyable.  Thanks Runic!

-Tanooki  ❤ ❤ ❤

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